but you yourself are nothing so divine; just next in line
Dear hometown -

I do not want to wait until TWO WEEKS after it is released just so I can go and watch Quantum of Solace. I want moody lovelorn spies, fighting, and casual misogyny, dammit! I want to see Daniel Craig being kinktastically tortured! I want to see Whatsherface's tits!

Oh well. On the positive side it only costs a fiver to see it at the local cinema, and you get a free drink (this is opposed to the not-so-local cinema which is showing it but costs about a fiver in bus tickets alone, and then the soul of you and your firstborn in order to actually get into the film, and then they force you to spend a 'recommended donation' of £30 on drinks, and then there's the temptation of the arcade and then there's getting home), and the customer service is really good at the local, and I can sit myopically close to the screen, and it's usually quiet so I can yell at the screen if/when they do something stupid on it. Also, the brochure for the local lists the films genre as 'BOND!' (emphasis/capslock/exclamation all theirs).