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technophile: I really want a pop song that objectifies men
technophile: WHY DOESNT ANYBODY SING ABOUT HOT BOY ASSES :| HOT GIRL ASSES ARE EVERYWHERE
technophile: oh WOW THIS GIRL IS SO BEAUTIFUL BLAH BLAH or stuff about strip clubs
technophile: ITS NOT FAIR I WANNA BE OBJECTIFIED TOO
technophile: like there are so many songs about guys wanting to have sex with random beautiful girls
technophile: COME ON I WANNA HEAR SOME GIRLS SING ABOUT HOT GUYS
technophile: and not just YOUR SMILE MAKES ME MELT~~~~~ shit like this I want like YOUR ASS IS SO TIGHT~ YOU LOOK GOOD IN THAT SHIRT
firefly99: YOU KNOW
firefly99: YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS
firefly99: I WAS WATCHING SOME VOCALOID VIDS ON YOUTUBE
firefly99: AND THINKING 'WHAT KIND OF SONG COULD I DO WITH MIRIAM'
technophile: YES
technophile: DO IT
technophile: OBJECTIFY MEN
firefly99: AND I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU FOR A SONG IDEA

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technophile: HAHAHHA you should start it off all
technophile: I SAW YOU IN THE CLUB
technophile: YOU WERE REALLY HOT
technophile: YOU LOOKED SO GOOD YOUR BODY WAS SO NICE
technophile: and then you said hi my name is david
firefly99: WHY DAVID
technophile: WHY NOT
technophile: people would be like expecting a girl
technophile: and then its like no
technophile: his name is joe
firefly99: okay but i am quoting you as the lyricist
technophile: FINE

Poll #1296773 This came up in LB chat, blame them
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Snake's ass is -

I wish I had a Snake's Ass Meta filter so as not to traumatise all the non-fans on my flist. But science cannot be impeded by simple tact.



EDIT: As pointed out by failaga, the third line means the HAIR, not the ass itself. I don't think there's a question that Snake has an ass.